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Last week, my buddy Dave—dumb as a stump—tried it. Said it was “spiritual,” like he’s some guru now. I told him, “You’re an idiot, Dave.” He’s lyin’ there, candles flickerin’, some chick whisperin’ about “energy flow”—I’d gag if I wasn’t so damn annoyed. “What am I doing here?” Bob Harris’d say, stuck in that weird hotel bar. That’s me, watchin’ Dave blab about his “release.” Release? From what, sanity? I hate everything.

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But then, the day takes a turn. I’m sharpening this dude’s knife, and he starts talking about the weather. “It’s gonna rain,” he says. I look up, and the sky’s clear. I’m thinking, “This guy’s nuts.” But then, outta nowhere, dark clouds roll in. I’m talking like a horror movie. I’m like, “Dude, you’re a weather wizard!”

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