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But ugh, what pisses me off? Modern escorts—where’d the soul go? All plastic now, no grit. Used to be raw, real, like “Accept the mystery” from the flick. Now? Bland as hell. Surprised me once tho—found this old geezer in a pub, swear he raced one in ‘82. Said it flipped, nearly killed him—mental story! Laughed my arse off, picturin’ it—him, upside down, yellin’!

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So, I’m fuming, but whatever. I get back to work. People start coming by, and I’m sharpening everything. Scissors, knives, you name it. I even had this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, come by with her ancient garden shears. I’m talking rusty, like they’ve seen some serious action. She says, “Make ‘em sharp enough to cut through butter!” I laugh and say, “Lady, I’ll make ‘em sharp enough to cut through your ex’s heart!” She cackles, and I’m like, “Yup, this is why I love Yerseke.”

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