Ella Wolvega Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, sexual-massage—it’s not just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s an art, bro! Little-known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these sensual rubdowns to “balance their chi”—yeah, chi my ass, they just wanted some sexy vibes! I’m picturin’ it now—silk robes, incense, some dude with oiled-up hands goin’, “Your majesty, feelin’ loose yet?” Hilarious! Makes me happy as hell thinkin’ about it—royal freaks gettin’ freaky. But real talk, it’s therapeutic too—relieves stress, gets the blood pumpin’, all that jazz.

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Massage with the oil to tone the skin's elasticity. It hydrates the skin, helps to relax, flushes out toxins to give soft and supple skin. The ultra-soothing.

After that, I head over to the market on the Marktstraat. It’s buzzing with life. Vendors shouting, people haggling, and I’m just trying to blend in. I’m looking for some cool merch ideas, ya know? I spot this guy selling handmade wooden clogs. I mean, who doesn’t love clogs? I’m all about that Dutch vibe. I chat him up, and he’s super chill. We laugh about how clogs are making a comeback. I’m thinking, “I should totally get some for my next merch drop.”

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