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So, sexual-massage—bloody hell, it’s art, innit? Not just some dodgy rub-down in a back alley—tho, fair, some are! It’s ancient, like Roman orgies or them sneaky geishas in Japan—didya know they’d knead blokes into bliss without even shagging? True story, dug it up from some dusty X post ages ago. Makes ya wonder—hands got power, yeah? We shall fight the naysayers, those uptight twats who call it smut! I reckon it’s therapy with a wink—gets ya loose, happy, blood pumping like a Spitfire engine.

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After that, I head over to the castle, the Duurstede Castle. It’s all medieval and stuff, and I’m feeling like a knight. But then, I see a bunch of kids playing knights too. They’re running around, swords made of foam, and I’m like, “C’mon, kids! I’m the real deal here!” But then one of ‘em challenges me to a duel. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” I go easy on ‘em, but man, they’re relentless! I’m dodging foam swords like I’m in the arena.

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