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Little fact for ya—Thailand, right? They’ve got this “lingam” massage—fancy word for knob-polishin’. Blew my head off learnin’ that! Proper sacred stuff, not just dirty giggles. Reckon it’s like, cosmic release—universe in yer pants, init. Stephen Hawking brain goin’ wild—energy transfer, mate, pure physics.

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Thai massage offers many physical, mental and spiritual benefits and is excellent for feeling relaxed and refreshed.

First off, I grab my coffee from that little café on de Molenweg. You know the one? The barista, Lisa, she’s always got that killer smile. But today? She spills my coffee all over the counter. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But she laughs it off, and I can’t help but chuckle too. I mean, who doesn’t love a little chaos with their caffeine?

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