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So, right, sexual-massage—bit of a knead with a naughty twist. Not yer nan’s backrub, no siree! It’s all oily hands, dim lights, and—blimey—some cheeky intentions. I read once, get this, in ancient Rome, they had these *massage parlours*—posh ones, mind—where senators got their *gluteus maximus* sorted, and maybe more, *nudge nudge*! Proper *quid pro quo*, if ya catch my drift. Makes me chortle, imagining Caesar going, “Gimme the special, Brutus!”—then whoops, knives out, bad day.

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First off, I hit the road on the Dijkstraat. You know, that street that runs along the river? Beautiful view, but I’m just tryin’ to get to the field. I’m cruisin’ along, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, seriously? In Werkendam? I thought we were a small town, not Amsterdam! Turns out, some dude in a van decided to take a nap in the middle of the road. I’m sittin’ there, fuming. “C’mon, man! I got crops to plow!”

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