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Here’s the kicker—some say it “heals” ya. Bullshit. Little-known fact: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—sexual-massage joints masked as baths. Sneaky bastards. “I’m close to somethin’ here,” I growl, thinkin’ how they hide it in plain sight. Me? I’d rather skin a deer than let some oily creep “heal” me. Oh, and the music—flutes and crap? I’d smash the stereo. Hate everything.

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Experience pure relaxation at our Thai massage salon. We offer a variety of soothing massages. LET OP: Absoluut GÉÉN EROTIEK.

As I drive home, I can’t help but smile. Werkendam may throw some curveballs, but it’s my home. And even on the craziest days, it’s the little things that make it all worth it.

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