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Picture this: some ancient Babylonian king, right, sprawled on a golden couch, gettin’ oiled up by ten giggling maidens. Historians won’t tell ya, but that’s the OG sexual-massage—little known fact! They didn’t just knead his back, they kneaded his *soul*, and probly more, ha! Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been chasin’ that buzz forever. But it pisses me off too—why’s it still so hush-hush? Society’s all “Mordor’s gates slam shut” on anything fun!

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I get to the station, and there’s Jeroen, looking all frazzled. He’s like, “Man, I thought I’d never see you again!” I’m like, “Chill, bro, it’s just Waalwijk.” But honestly, I was kinda glad to see him. We grab some fries from that little stand near the station. You know the one? Best fries in town, hands down.

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