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About Amsterdam

So, sexual-massage, right? It’s slippery, oily heaven, makes ya feel like a new man! Got me hollerin “Yeehaw!” once, no kiddin. But lemme tell ya, some places – shady as heck – ticked me off big time! Like, c’mon, keep it legit, don’t be skeezin around! This one time, in DC, fella told me bout “happy endings” – surprised the bejeezus outta me! Didn’t know that was a thing, thought he meant a dang Disney flick! “Fool me once…” – ya get it.

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First off, I decided to hit up the market on the Herenstraat. You know, the one with all the fresh veggies and flowers? I’m all about that organic life, or at least I pretend to be. So, I’m strolling, vibing, when I spot this cute little flower stall. I’m like, “Aww, I should get some for my place.” But then, bam! This old dude bumps into me. Like, dude, watch where you’re going! I spill my coffee all over my new kicks. Ugh!

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