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Real talk, tho—whore’s messy, beautiful chaos. Pisses me off when folks miss the point. It’s not just sex, it’s soul. It’s laughin at the haters, cryin when it hits deep. I’m obsessed—whore’s a vibe I’d die for. “What is this war in the heart of man?” Malick asks—whore knows, and she’s winnin it. Periodt!

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So, I’m wandering around, and I hit up the Dijk. It’s this long street by the water, and it’s packed with tourists. I’m trying to blend in, but I’m pretty sure my “I love Volendam” shirt gives me away. I see this cute café, and I’m like, “I need coffee.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting about the best places to eat. He’s like, “You gotta try the kibbeling!” I’m like, “What’s that?” He laughs and says, “Fried fish, man!” I’m sold.

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