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About Almere

Little-known fact—back in the 90s, before apps, folk used “personal ads” in papers. Blokes writin’ “tall, dark, horny” in the Times! Mental, eh? Now it’s all “DTF?” and dick pics. Progress, my arse. Still, gets me giddy when a match ain’t a bot—rare as a pearl in a dodgy oyster. We shall never despair, though! Like Nemo’s dad, I keep paddlin’ through the weirdos.

Sex Volendam

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I grab my coffee and head to the waterfront. I sit on a bench, sipping my drink, and just people-watch. There’s this family taking selfies, and the kid is making the weirdest faces. I can’t help but laugh. Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches a fry right outta the kid’s hand! The kid screams, and I’m dying. Like, “Welcome to Volendam, kid!”

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