Claire Vleuten Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oi, mate, it’s Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, sexual-massage, yeah? Wild stuff, innit? Picture this: dim lights, oil slicker than my Aston Martin, hands sliding everywhere—proper cheeky. I’m all about it, gets me happy, like, *really* happy, y’know? Reminds me of *Inherent Vice*, that trippy flick I bloody love—Doc Sportello’d be all over this vibe, stumbling into some hazy massage parlor, muttering, “What’s this now, man?”

Venue reviews

'Masseer Meneer & Masseer Mevrouw' is al jaar en dag een begrip in de massagewereld. Wij bieden een unieke en luxe service waarbij je kunt genieten van heerlijke massages in onze .

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. Like, seriously? I’m running for cover, trying not to drop my taco. I duck under a tree, and I’m just standing there, drenched, laughing at the absurdity of it all. I mean, who knew Vleuten could be so dramatic?

Eric van der Vleuten: “The closer you are to your horse, the better”