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Oy, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, nasally voice kickin’ in, heh heh heh! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *Timbuktu*—you know, that artsy gem from 2014? Abderrahmane Sissako, total genius, right? Anywho, it’s all sand and struggle, and I’m like, “How’s this tie to hookers?” But then—bam!—it hits me. Life’s harsh, doll, and sometimes ya just need a lil’ company, ya know?

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I grab some bread and head outside. I’m handing out samples, and people are loving it! I’m feelin’ like the king of Velsen-Zuid. Kids are running up, asking for more. I’m like, “Sure, but only if you do a little dance!” And they do! It’s hilarious.

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