Paisley Utrecht Sexual Massage ❤️

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I’m chuffed to bits bout it, honest! Gets the blood pumpin, don’t it? Like, imagine me, David Brent, gettin a sexual-massage, “Look at me, I’m infinite!” – straight outta *Spring Breakers*! Total game-changer, mate! But here’s what gets me goat – some proper numpties out there think it’s all dodgy, like, “Ooh, it’s unprofessional!” Absolute tosh! I was ragin, legit fumin – it’s therapeutic, yeah, if ya do it right!

Find your magic

We provide fast & affordable erotic massage starting from € which includes a girl of choice, delivery and standard services finished with a Happy Ending.

First stop, I hit up my fave café, the ‘Koffie Leute’ on the Neude. Grabbed a cappuccino that was basically a hug in a mug. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my partner, Jan. “We got a situation,” he says. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, there’s been a robbery at the Dom Tower. Seriously? Who robs a church tower?

Alumnus awarded honorary doctorate from Utrecht University | Alumni