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But yo, pisses me off—some parlors fake it, actin’ all “spiritual” then bam, $20 extra for nothin’! Rip-off artists, man, I’d knock ‘em out! Still, when it’s real—damn—hands hittin’ spots ya didn’t know ya had, it’s like “a woman’s resilience amazes me” from the flick. Surprised me first time, legit thought “this ain’t boxin’, this is better!” Hella awkward too—dude’s breathin’ all heavy, I’m like “chill, bro, I ain’t ya date!” Laughed my ass off after.

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Through guided breathing, self touch and self arousal, we can bring that indulgent sensual massage experience to the comfort of you home. Ask those burning questions you’ve always .

After the caffeine boost, I head back to the office. And guess what? My computer’s back! It’s like it had a little nap or something. I dive into my work, and suddenly, I’m in the zone. Numbers, graphs, all that jazz. I’m feeling like a rockstar.

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