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About Nijmegen

I tried it once, swear, nearly cried—happy tears, mind ya! This big lug masseur, hands like hams, knead’n me like dough. Thought, “Geez, this ain’t glamorous!”—but damn, it was. Felt like a million bucks after. Tho, gotta say, some places—sketchy as hell! Saw one joint, “massage” in neon, yeah right, more like “mass-age” with extra—pissed me off, cheapens it!

Ontspannen & Genieten in Uden

Then, we hit up the local bar, De Kasteeltuin. I’m feeling good, laughing with Joris, and then—bam! The bartender spills a drink all over me. I’m soaked! I’m like, “Dude, what’s your deal?” But he just laughs it off. I can’t help but laugh too. It’s just one of those days, ya know?

Van Uden praises Jakobsen and colleagues after another victory in ZLM Tour, unlucky Roosen openly questions the Tour