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Oh, and get this—medieval whores sometimes paid taxes! Yep, legit businesswomen in some towns, funding bridges and shit. Who knew, right? Imagine her now, Venmo-ing the IRS, “For: Whoring, xoxo.” Cracks me up—she’s a hustler, a survivor, not some tragic trope. I’d watch that movie—*The Headless Whore*, directed by me, Tina, with a killer soundtrack.

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Back to the grind. The calls keep coming. One guy from the Veldstraat is complaining about the potholes. “It’s like driving in a war zone!” he says. I’m like, “Dude, it’s Teteringen, not Baghdad!” But I get it. Those potholes are no joke. I swear, I almost lost a wheel last week on the way to the Albert Heijn.

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