Aria Surhuisterveen Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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D’oh! Sexual-massage, man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, woohoo, gets me all tingly! Reminds me of *Moonrise Kingdom*, ya know? “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re talkin’ about”—that’s me tryin’ to explain this to Marge! So, sexual-massage—basically, it’s hands roamin’, oils flowin’, all sexy-like. Not yer regular backrub, nah, this one’s got *spice*. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this, called it “erotic rubdowns” for warriors! Crazy, right? Gets me pumped thinkin’ bout it—Homer the warrior, ha!

Thaise massage Surhuisterveen

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

At the market, it’s packed. I’m dodging people left and right. I finally find a stall selling these amazing stroopwafels. I grab one, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I drop it. Nooo! I’m standing there, staring at the ground like it’s the end of the world.

Boom nets first cyclo-cross podium since 2010 in Surhuisterveen