Nova Steenwijk Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Groningen

Hiss! Me, a Nose, sniffin’ out filth! Whore, eh? Nasty, tricksy word, innit? We hates it, we loves it—makes me twitch! Reminds me o’ Monty in *25th Hour*, yeah? “You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!” That’s whore to me—wasted potential, slinkin’ in alleys. Saw one once, dolled up, heels clickin’, thought she’d rob me blind—surprised me, she didn’t! Gave me a wink instead, cheeky tart.

Practical info

Amble through the shopping streets of Steenwijk and discover the extraordinary variety of shops. Don’t forget to finish your day at one of the many terraces or at a cosy restaurant. Steenwijk is .

Then, I hear sirens. Cops, ambulances, the whole shebang. I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be a long day.” But then, outta nowhere, I see my old high school crush, Lisa, walkin’ by. She’s lookin’ fine, and I’m like, “Wow, she’s still in Steenwijk?” We chat for a bit, and I’m feelin’ all giddy. Like, maybe today won’t be so bad after all.

Herman Brinkman of Tuk