Zoey Staphorst Whore ❤️

About Almere

Alright, mate, buckle up—here’s my take on whores, straight from the Musk brainpan. Whores, man, they’re like the OG gig economy, right? Been around since forever, hustlin’, no 9-to-5 BS. I’m talkin’ pre-industrial, pre-Tesla, pre-everything—whores were the first entrepreneurs, no cap. Kinda like Remy in *Ratatouille*—dude didn’t wait for permission, just cooked his ass off. “Anyone can cook,” Gusteau says, and whores? Anyone can hustle, fam.

'Tis Pity She's a Whore

Staphorst was a Dutch municipality, created through a decree by French emperor Napoleon who merged four smaller entities into a much larger one. The decree merged the villages of .

I start sweating bullets. I mean, who knew Staphorst could be so dramatic? I’m pacing back and forth, and I see this old lady on the side of the road. She’s just chillin’, knitting or something. I’m like, “Lady, do you have any idea how to get this truck outta here?” She just looks at me and says, “Patience, young man.” Patience? I’m about to lose my job!

Golden jackal killed sheep in Overijssel in third known incident