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Findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, neither! You gotta dodge the cops, the creeps, and them fake ads—lordy, it’s trickier’n a two-step with no rhythm! I heard ‘bout this one fella in Memphis who got catfished by a gal who turned out to be a dude named Earl—talk ‘bout a plot twist! I’d be laughin’ my beehive off if it weren’t so dang pitiful. “Tell me the truth!” I’d yell, like in the movie, but truth’s slipperier’n a greased pig ‘round these parts.

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But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms by. He’s like, “Hey mister, need a hand?” I’m thinking, “What can a kid do?” But he hops off, and starts directing traffic. I’m like, “Dude, you’re a lifesaver!”

Figure 1: The National Museum's notice board at Matsieng, Botswana