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Little quirk here—I’d totally overthink it. “Are they judgin’ my rolls?” Hah! Pro tip: dim lights hide everythin’. Oh, and fun fact—there’s this Thai style where they twist ya into pretzels! Surprised me so much I yelped like Bart on a skateboard! “Sexual-massage yoga,” they call it—nuts, right?

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s got a toddler in one hand and a shopping list in the other. She’s yelling at the kid, “Don’t touch that!” while the kid’s reaching for a chocolate bar. I’m just trying to ring up the snacks, and she’s like, “Excuse me, can you help me find the diapers?” I’m like, “Lady, I’m a cashier, not a tour guide!” But I point her to the baby aisle on de Kade, and she bolts off.

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