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Sex-datin’s wild, though. Ya got yer Tinder, yer Bumble—shit’s like a meat market. Little known fact? Back in the day, Jersey had these “key parties”—swingers tossin’ keys in a bowl, pickin’ partners. Old-school sex-datin’, no apps needed! Now it’s all digital, and I’m over here yellin’, “Where’s the gabagool in this?!” Makes me happy seein’ people hook up, though—good for ‘em, ya know? Beats sittin’ home whackin’ it to reruns.

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But then, I head back in, and it’s even crazier. A guy comes in, looking all frantic. He’s like, “I lost my wallet!” I’m like, “Dude, did you check your back pocket?” He’s all, “No, I’m serious!” So, I help him look around. We check the aisles, the checkout counters, even the bathroom. No wallet. Finally, he finds it in his jacket. I’m like, “Bro, you gotta chill.”

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