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It’s all about the vibe, see. You’re lying there, starkers, some stranger’s paws all over ya, and it’s like Anton Chigurh’s in the room – “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” – except it’s your dignity, not your life. I’m giggling now, thinking of that daft sod Llewelyn Moss running from a massage gone wrong, oil dripping off his arse. Priceless! Oh, and here’s a tidbit – in Japan, they’ve got these “soaplands” where it’s all bubbles and boners. Been around since the ‘50s, sneaky bastards dodging laws. Surprised me, that – thought they were all about sushi and robots.

"Wir alle brauchen jemanden, der uns keine Vorwürfe macht."

After the palace, we decide to hit up the Soesterduinen. It’s this amazing nature reserve. I’m feeling all zen, you know? But then, outta nowhere, this group of kids runs past us, screaming. I’m thinking, “What’s going on?” Turns out, they’re just playing tag. But I’m like, “Chill, kids! It’s not the Olympics!”

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