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Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see the grime others miss. Like, some punters catfish with pics from 10 years back – cheeky sods! Had this one geezer, swore he’s ripped, turns up lookin’ like a soggy chip. Nearly lost me mask laughin’! But when it works – oh, mate, it’s fireworks. Found this fit bird once, proper clicked, shagged like rabbits – happy days! Still, rare as hen’s teeth, that.

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First stop, the local school. I’m a pro at helping students figure out their lives, ya know? But today? Ugh. I walk in, and it’s chaos. Kids everywhere, running around like they just discovered sugar. I’m like, “Yo, chill! We gotta talk about your future!” But they’re too busy arguing about who’s the best Fortnite player. Spoiler: it’s not even close.

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