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Humor? Shit, one time this guy farted mid-massage—loud as a damn bomb! I laughed so hard I nearly kicked the table over. “It’s all happening,” my ass—more like “it’s all stinkin’!” Sarcasm aside, sexual-massage is dope—relaxes ya, gets ya off, whatever. Just don’t be a cheapskate, tip the damn worker, or I’ll come for ya, screamin’, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!” Now, go try it, losers—tell ‘em Cartman sent ya!

Nieuwsbrief

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First stop, the bakery on de Hoofdstraat. You know, the one with the best appeltaart? Yeah, that one. I’m in line, and this old dude in front of me is taking his sweet time. Like, c’mon man, it’s just bread! I’m about to lose it when I finally get my slice of heaven. That first bite? Pure bliss. I’m like, “Why can’t every day start like this?”

Maria Sidonia (née Groeneveld) Van de Graaf - Obituary - Duncan