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After that little adventure, I’m feeling kinda heroic, you know? So, I stroll down to de Kerkstraat. There’s this little café I love. I grab a coffee, and the barista, she’s super cute. I’m trying to play it cool, but I spill half my drink on the table. Smooth, right? She laughs, and I’m like, “Yeah, I meant to do that.” Total fail.

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