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So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s hands, oil, skin, and tension, real slow, buildin’ up like a harvest storm. Little known fact, man—back in ancient Rome, them horny bastards used olive oil for this shit, slippin’ and slidin’ like it’s a goddamn orgy. True story! Got me thinkin’, “Motherfucker, they knew how to live!” Makes me happy as hell—simple shit, no fancy tools, just hands and heat. But then I get pissed, ‘cause today? Half these parlors are fronts for somethin’ else—fuckin’ scams, man, ruins the art!

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But then, the mood shifts. I see this guy, let’s call him “Mr. Grumpy.” He’s always lurking around the corner of Varkensmarkt, looking like he just lost a bet. He starts yelling at some poor guy selling flowers. Like, chill, bro! It’s just flowers! I mean, who gets mad at flowers? I wanted to jump in and be like, “Hey, Mr. Grumpy, ever heard of kindness?” But nah, I just watched.

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