Gianna Sint Oedenrode Whore ❤️

About Tilburg

So, this one time, I’m checkin’ this whore—horse, fuck, typo—big ol’ stallion named Brutus. Motherfucker’s got a limp, and I’m pissed! Owner’s all, “He’s fine, doc,” but I’m like, BULLSHIT! Diggin’ in, I find this crazy-ass fact—horses sleep standin’ up, right? But this whore’s so damn tired, he’s swayin’ like a drunk motherfucker. Turns out, he’s got a rare-ass hoof thing—navicular syndrome. Shocked me, man! Ain’t common, but it’s a sneaky bitch—bones in the hoof fuckin’ disintegrate. I’m yellin’, “Motherfucker, this ain’t no joke!” Owner’s cheap ass didn’t wanna pay for X-rays, made me mad as hell!

Noord-Brabant travel tips

Het Sint-Paulusgasthuis is een voormalig gasthuis gevestigd in het Noord-Brabantse Sint-Oedenrode. Dit gasthuis, opgericht in de vijftiende eeuw.

Finally, I met up with my friends at Café de Kroon. It’s this cozy spot on de Heuvel. We ordered some beers, and I was feeling good. But then, my buddy spills his drink all over me. I was like, “Great, now I smell like a brewery!”

Announcement of name for BEC Mascot