Avery Sint Oedenrode Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

What cracks me up? The hustle’s straight outta *Social Network*—it’s all “move fast and break things,” but with heels and glitter. You’re your own CEO, no Harvard degree needed. Surprised me how smart some are—street PhDs, outwitting pimps and taxmen. One time, this escort I read about, she’d quote Nietzsche to clients—freaked ‘em out, hilarious! “I’m in, I’m in!”—like Eduardo joining Facebook, but sexier.

Geschiedenis

Then, I decided to stroll down the Markt. It’s this cute square with all the shops and stuff. I was just vibing, you know? But then, outta nowhere, I see this dude walking his dog. And not just any dog—a massive Great Dane! I swear, that thing was taller than me. I’m not even exaggerating. I was like, “Dude, is that a horse?”

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