Ivy Sint Oedenrode Whore ❤️

About Rotterdam

Lemme paint this pic—met this chick once, swear she was a ghost, floatin’ thru the club like Haku on a breeze. She had that hustle, tho—eyes sharp, lips curvin’ like she knew your wallet’s PIN. I was like, “Damn, she’s a dragon in disguise!” Reminded me of Miyazaki’s world—beautiful, twisted, deep as fuck. She’d whisper sweet shit, “Give me something to eat,” like No-Face beggin’, but she ain’t need savin’. She *was* the river, drownin’ fools for fun.

Bistronomie

But then, I overheard this couple arguing. They were going off about something ridiculous—like, who left the lights on. I mean, really? You’re in a museum, not a sitcom! I couldn’t help but roll my eyes.

Announcement of name for BEC Mascot