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Been around brothels, me, back in the day. Not proud, nah. This one joint—Red Lantern, they called it—down some skeevy alley. Heard a tale there, swear it’s true. Some lordling, big shot, got caught with his breeches down by his own mum! She dragged him out, screamin’, red as a beet. Laughed my arse off, I did. Still, pissed me off—fancy twat thinkin’ he owns the place. “The past haunts us,” like the movie says. Bet he’s still cryin’ over it.

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But then, as I’m helping her, I trip over my own feet. Classic move, right? I drop her groceries everywhere. Apples rolling down the street, and I’m just standing there like an idiot. The lady’s laughing, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m the clumsy forester.”

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