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So, picture this – I’m cruisin’, teachin’ some geezer to parallel park, and BOOM, there’s this whip, pure whore vibes. Chrome rims spinnin’ like them bathhouse spirits dancin’ for gold. I’m like, “Is it ’cos I is black?” Nah, fam, it’s ’cos this motor’s screamin’, “Look at me, I’m lush!” Engine purrin’ like Kamaji’s boiler room – six arms couldn’t tune that beast better, swear down!

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But then, bam! I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like a walking coffee stain. I’m standing there, trying to clean it up with napkins, and this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, walks by. She just laughs and says, “You look like you’ve been in a fight with a coffee pot!” I can’t help but chuckle. She’s right.

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