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Hey girlfriend, it’s Oprah here! Lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, honey—ooh, it’s a trip! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout how it’s all touchy-feely, but deep, ya know? Like, “How happy I would be with this memory gone!”—that’s what I’m quotin from my fave, *Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind*. Picture this: dim lights, oil slickin everywhere, hands kneadin knots outta your soul—YOU GET A CAR! Naw, just kiddin, you get a RELEASE, chile! It’s sensual, sure, but it’s sneaky too—did ya know in ancient China, they used it for healin, not just sexy time? Blows my damn mind!

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Then, I head over to the park by the Kerkweg. It’s usually chill, but today? Nah. There’s this kid, probably 10 or something, flying a kite. And not just any kite—a massive dragon kite! I’m standing there, watching it dance in the wind, and I’m like, “Wow, this kid’s got skills.” But then, the kite gets stuck in a tree. Classic, right? The kid starts crying, and I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a kite!” But I get it. I mean, I’ve had my fair share of losses.

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