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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, I’m a Program Director, diggin’ into weird stuff daily, but this? This takes the carrot cake! I mean, it’s all about hands slidin’ over ya, oils makin’ it slick, real sensual vibes. Watched “A.I. Artificial Intelligence” again last night—y’know, my fave—and it hit me: erotic-massage is like Gigolo Joe, smooth-talkin’ and pleasin’, but with a twist! “What do you want me to do?” he’d purr, right? Same deal here, ‘cept it’s real fingers, not robot ones.

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After that, I’m tryin’ to shake it off. I mean, it’s just water, right? But then I see this old lady on the bank. She’s feeding the ducks, and I’m like, “Aww, that’s sweet.” But then she starts yelling at the ducks! “Get away from my bread!” I’m cracking up. Like, lady, they’re ducks! They don’t care about your bread!

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