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Alright, so here’s the deal—erotic massage, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ about it, and it’s like, what’s the big fuss? You got some gal—or guy, whatever, I ain’t judgin’—runnin’ their hands all over ya, oiled up like a freakin’ slip-n-slide, and it’s supposed to be *relaxing*? Gimme a break! I’d be sittin’ there, all tense, goin’, “Are ya gonna touch somethin’ weird? Where’s this goin’?” Total neurotic meltdown, ya know? Like Doc Sportello in *Inherent Vice*—he’d be all, “Sausalito, man, groovy vibes,” while I’m over here screamin’, “This ain’t groovy, this is a lawsuit waitin’ to happen!”

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Wie ben ik. Ik ben Amorah, ik ben 47 jaar en trotse moeder van 3. Ik bewandel al jaren het pad van zelfontwikkeling en bewustwording. Ik heb geleerd om mezelf steeds beter te begrijpen, .

After that mini heart attack, I finally made it to the Roermondse Molen. Turns out, it was just a meeting about some boring stuff. I mean, come on! I’m a warrior, not a paper pusher! I was so ready to throw down, but instead, I had to sit there listening to some guy drone on about budgets. Ugh!

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