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So, sexual-massage—where to start? It’s old as dirt, swear it! Ancient Greeks were all over it—athletes gettin’ oiled up, probs coppin’ a feel too. Little known fact: they called it “apotherapy,” fancy, right? Bet they didn’t expect it to turn into *this*—happy endings and all! Makes me cackle, thinkin’ of some posh philosopher accidentally inventin’ the rub-and-tug. History’s wild, innit?

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First off, I hit the market on de Brink. You know, the usual spot. I’m just trying to grab some fresh veggies, maybe a stroopwafel or two. But nah, the line is like a mile long! I’m standing there, tapping my foot, thinking, “C’mon, people! It’s just a carrot!” Finally, I get to the front, and guess what? They’re outta stroopwafels! Like, seriously? Who runs out of those? I’m fuming, but whatever, I grab some radishes instead. Not the same vibe, but hey, I’m trying to be healthy, right?

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