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I tried it once—don’t judge, ya prick—some chick named Misty, smelled like patchouli and regret. Hands like a goddess, but I’m sittin’ there, calculatin’ her hourly rate in my head, like, “$80 for this? Shit, I’d kill for less.” Got me all riled up, then nothin’—blue balls central, fuckin’ furious! “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I muttered, half-jokin’, half-wishin’ I’d brought my own “tools” to finish the job. Total rip-off, but damn, those hands—sublime, like a tax loophole ya can’t resist.

Sara Dale's Sensual Massage

CD digipack ed. Sara Dale's Sensual Massage was a delightful erotic video with a mystic soundtrack by Coil. Quite unusual for the band dreamy ambient.

We finally get our coffee, and it’s amazing! Like, I’m talking life-changing. I’m sipping it, and suddenly, I’m on cloud nine. But then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! Just like that. The whole place goes dark. People are freaking out, and I’m just sitting there, laughing. “Guess we’re going old school!” I shout. Everyone’s looking at me like I’m nuts, but whatever. I’m just trying to keep the vibe alive.

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