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So, check it – I’m sippin’ my tequila, thinkin’ bout this escort world. Some chick filed a claim sayin’ her “client” trashed her hotel room, and she wants cash for “emotional distress.” I’m like, “Really, sweetheart? You’re in the game, know your role!” Reminds me of that line, “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?” – ‘cause she actin’ like she’s pure as a newborn, nah, brah, I ain’t buyin’ it! Makes me mad as hell – people tryna game the system. I’m over here bustin’ my ass, sniffin’ out fraud, and they think they can pull one over on The Rock? Nope!

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But then, as I’m walking back, I step in a puddle. A big one. My shoes are soaked, and I’m cursing like a sailor. “Roden, you’ve got to be kidding me!” I’m laughing and crying at the same time. It’s just one of those days, you know?

Looks like the end has arrived for Alan Roden and the Toronto Blue Jays