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So, check it—I tried this sexual-massage spot once, right? Hidden in some sketchy alley, smelled like sage and desperation. This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “Yo, is this allowed to feel *this* good?” She’s hittin’ spots I didn’t even know I had—muscles screamin’, “What is this sorcery?!” Little known fact, tho—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and call it “healin’.” Healin’ my ass—it’s foreplay with extra steps! I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is some *Leviathan* shit—‘Man is a wolf to man,’ but with lube!”

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So, we decide to grab a coffee at this cute little café on the corner of de Zwarteweg. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this chill dude, messes it up. I mean, how do you mess up a cappuccino? It’s just milk and coffee! I’m about to lose it, but then he gives me a free pastry. I’m like, “Okay, you’re cool.”

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