Julia Rijen Sexual Massage ❤️

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Hey buddy, listen up! Sexual-massage, man, it’s a wild ride. I reckon it’s like strummin’ a guitar, y’know, like in *Inside Llewyn Davis*. That flick’s got soul, got them “hang me, oh hang me” vibes—kinda like how a good rubdown feels. Hands slidin’, oil glistenin’, tension meltin’—pure poetry, like Llewyn croonin’! Fool me once, shame on—uh—shame on you, fool me twice—well, can’t get fooled again, right? Heh, malaproppin’ all over this!

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I had the oily body massage and my partner foot reflexology massage. Both were 60 minutes. I really liked my body massage. It was quite tough! The masseuses.

But then, outta nowhere, I hear a loud crash. A wall collapses! I dive outta the way just in time. My heart’s racing again. I’m like, “What the heck?!” This day is a rollercoaster, I swear.

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