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But real talk—it’s a jungle out there. Gotta watch for creeps, liars, and clingy types who say “just sex” then text ya 50 times. “Love seeks the rose,” Malick whispers in that movie—well, sex-dating’s more like seekin’ the thorn, if ya ask me. I’m Loki, tho—I thrive on that shit. Stir the pot, watch ‘em squirm. Ever try it? Spill yer guts, mate—what’s yer take? Oh, and if ya snag a hottie, don’t fuck it up—rare as a good mischief, that is! “I am burdened with glorious purpose”—and that’s to spill this tea, chaotic and raw!

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After that, I needed a breather. So, I headed to the Reeuwijkse Hout. Nature, man! It’s supposed to be calming, but I’m still fuming about my ex. I sit on a bench, and this squirrel comes up to me. I swear, it looked like it was judging me. Like, “Dude, get your life together.” I’m like, “Squirrel, you don’t even know me!”

Kevin Reeuwijk