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About Nijmegen

Little fact for ya—Japan’s got this thing, “nuru massage,” slimy seaweed gel, fuckin’ wild! Slippin’ and slidin’ like penguins, hilarious but hot, man. Say hello to my little friend! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a trip—gets you all worked up, then bam, chills you out. I’m obsessed, bro, can’t lie. Sometimes I’m dreamin’ bout it, hearin’ Almodóvar whisperin’, “She’s alive in my hands.” Fuckin’ poetic, right? You gotta try it, don’t be a pussy—life’s too short!

Customer Reviews

Then, I get a text from my friend. She’s like, “Let’s meet at the pub on de Kade!” I’m like, “Yasss!” So I head over, and the vibe is great. We’re laughing, sharing stories, and I’m telling her about my day. She’s cracking up at the bike dude.