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About Nijmegen

Whores, ye see, they’re like the wind—everywhere, nowhere, blowin’ where they please. Ain’t no black pearl, but they’ve got tricks up their skirts, savvy? Watched one lass in Tortuga once, swear she had eyes sharper’n me compass—knew every gent’s coin afore he stumbled in. Made me laugh, it did, ‘til she nicked me last shillin’! “I’m not a program,” she says, winkin’, like that bird Samantha from *Her*. Cheeky wench—had me ragin’ and grinnin’ all at once.

Ondermijning

I don't take political advice from whores who are banned from their own country Jarno Opmeer · @jarno_opmeer. ·. ٢٦ يونيو ٢٠٢٢. Giving away 3 x F1

Then, I get a call from a client. They want a custom fur coat. I’m like, “Sure, I can do that.” But then they drop the bomb: they want it in neon pink. Neon pink?! Who even wears that? I’m thinking, “This is Opmeer, not Amsterdam!” But whatever, I’m a pro. I can handle it.

Jarno Opmeer signs for Red Bull Sim Racing