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Her hair’s a mess—bleach blonde, roots showin—kinda hot, kinda tragic. Once told me she grew up in some podunk town, ran away at 15—true story or bullshit? Who knows! Makes me happy tho, thinkin she’s got some fight in her. “Here’s Johnny!”—I yell it at her sometimes, just to see her jump. She flips me off, we laugh—good times, man, good times. Whore’s a trainwreck, but she’s *my* trainwreck, y’know? Elevator ain’t the same without her.

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But then, I see the guy. He’s freaking out, yelling at everyone. I mean, chill, dude! It’s just a car! But nah, he’s losing it. I step in, try to calm him down. “Hey, man, it’s gonna be okay. Just call a tow truck.” He looks at me like I’m a genius or something. I’m not, but whatever.

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