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So, shopping for whore—where do we start? Thrift stores, obviously. Smells like sweat and regret, perfect. Dig through racks, find a ripped fishnet top—gold. Pair it with a skirt so short it’s basically a belt. Saw this once, some chick in Flea Bottom wearing that exact combo, haggling for a pigeon pie. Little known fact: whores in medieval times used to dye their hair with piss and saffron—nasty, right? Made me gag, but also, respect. Commitment’s hot.

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Jonathan Kirsch, in The Harlot by the Side of the Road, takes the opposite view, positing that the biblical authors did equate qedeshah with prostitute, but used one term as a more elevated .

But then, I see the guy. He’s freaking out, yelling at everyone. I mean, chill, dude! It’s just a car! But nah, he’s losing it. I step in, try to calm him down. “Hey, man, it’s gonna be okay. Just call a tow truck.” He looks at me like I’m a genius or something. I’m not, but whatever.

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