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So, I’m picturin’ this—me, Larry David, needin’ an escort. Not like that, get your mind outta the gutter! I mean, like, someone to drag me through life ‘cause I’m losin’ it daily. But okay, let’s talk real escort—hired company, right? I’m fascinated, honestly. Didja know escorts go back forever? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em—called ‘em “hetaerae” or some crap. Smart chicks, too—not just arm candy, they’d talk philosophy while you’re sippin’ wine. Imagine that today—your escort quotin’ Socrates while you’re stuck in traffic. I’d lose my mind! “Hey, honey, less Plato, more speed!”

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First off, I hit the streets. Oosterpark is like this hidden gem, right? You got the park itself, all green and lush, but then you got these streets like the Oosterparkstraat and the Weesperzijde. They’re just vibin’ with life. I’m walking, minding my own biz, when BAM! A bike zooms past me. Like, dude, slow down! It’s not a race!

The Netherlands officially commemorates the abolition of slavery today