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Here I am, mates, David Attenborough style, whisperin’ ‘bout sexual-massage like it’s a bloody rare bird in the wild! Picture this, yeah, a calm, rhythmic dance of nature—hands glidin’ over skin, all sensual like. It’s not just a rub-down, nah, it’s a craft, an artform! “We need to go deeper,” like Leo says in *Inception*, and blimey, that fits here—layers of tension peel away, mate, like dream levels droppin’. I reckon it’s ancient, too—did ya know Egyptians were mad for it? Hieroglyphs showin’ oiled-up massages, probs with a sexy twist, eh! Makes me chuffed, thinkin’ how humans been at this forever.

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First off, I hit the road on the Kralingseweg. You know, the one that’s always got those cyclists zooming past like they’re in the Tour de France? I’m just tryna get to my first job, and these folks are acting like they own the road. I’m like, “Yo, I’m driving a tractor here! Give me some space!” But they just keep whizzing by. I mean, come on, I’m not a speed bump!

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