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So, findin’ a prossie today? Easy-peasy, sorta. You got apps now, man, like secret menus at Krusty Burger. But it’s dicey—cops, creeps, an’ scams. One time, my buddy Lenny—he’s a moron—tried it, got catfished by some dude in a wig! Hella funny, but I was like, “D’oh! Told ya, man!” Gotta be sharp, or you’re toast. “The river flows onward,” like Malick says, but you don’t wanna drown in that mess, ya feel?

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Finally, I get to the next job, and it’s at this farm on the Hesseplaats. Beautiful place, but the owner? Total character. He’s got this wild beard and talks like he’s from the 1800s. He’s telling me about his “organic” farming methods, and I’m just nodding along, thinking, “Dude, I just drive a tractor. I don’t need a history lesson.” But he’s passionate, I’ll give him that.

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