Mila Oisterwijk Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

About The Hague

Lemme tell ya, first time I got one—holy smokes, I was sweatin’ like a pig in a bacon factory. Thought it’d be all awkward, y’know, but nope! This gal, she was pro, slid them oils like a dang ninja. “Don’t let ‘em see you’re afraid,” I’m thinkin’, quotin’ *A Prophet* in my head—kept my cool, barely. Made me happy as a clam, tho—tension gone, shoulders loose, felt like I could invade a country or two! But then—get this—some shady joint tried overchargin’ me, $200 for a “happy endin’,” and I’m like, “Nucular bullshit!” Pissed me off, man, I ain’t no sucker!

Over de organisatie

Sexual massage, Cunnilingus, 69 Position, Girlfriend Experience (GFE), 69 Position.

Next, I’m walking down the Kerkstraat, and I hear this music. It’s coming from a little festival or something. I’m like, “Heck yeah, let’s check it out!” There are people dancing, food stalls, and this band playing some funky tunes. I’m feeling the vibe, ya know?

Twee Warhols gestolen na explosie galerie Oisterwijk, twee op straat gegooid